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[NOTE: There will be typos. Oh yes, lots of typos I think - but for the reason of their presence, look at the description please.] Once upon a time, there were two brothers, two naughty children who wouldn’t stop eating their soup, for they were gluttons with unending stomachs. They kept eating and eating and eating, and their mother told them “Stop eating like that, it is bad for your health!” But they did not listen and kept eating, and eating and eating… XXX Evan was impressed by how much weight the prince had gained in merely ten days. Evan had a talent for knowing things – more specifically, for measuring and weighing thing with just a look. It was a talent needed for magic, where everything relied on equivalence and fair exchange. And according to Evan’s eye measurements, the prince had gained roughly two hundred pounds – around twenty pounds per day. The spell worked quite well. Not that the weight gain was really the doing of the magic. It was the doing of Tristan’s